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The Cobra

2008-12-22T13:06:58Z

The Cobra:

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A recent newcomer to TWC, The Cobra's original name was thecobra007 which intimated he liked snakes, James Bond and definate articles. The Cobra's exact location and ethinicty is unknown to many. What is known is that he is wanted in many nations for crimes involving terrorism, Islamist indoctrination, and crimes against punctuation.

== Biography ==

The TWC Administration considers The Cobra to be the most dangerous terrorist in the world. Cobra joined the Freedom Fighters resistance group in 1979 and became a commander in the guerilla wars against the Balkan nationalists in the 1980s. After that war ended, Cobra assisted founding a loose organization of pro-Islamic terrorists known as TWC Ummah He then joined with the Musulman militants led by [[Serious samurai]] to form an international group whose goals included driving the Infidels out of TWC and overthrowing it's administration. Attacks which The Cobra is believed to have plotted or inspired include the 1993 bombing of the TWC Taiwan Servers, the 1995 truck bombing of the Moderators training centre, and the 1998 explosions at TWC embassies in Kenya and Tanzania. Along with captured suspect [[ЯoMe kb8]], he is considered responsible for the September 2001 attacks that crippled the Curia and destroyed TWC's Rep Trade Centre. Despite the intensive moderating efforts in the years since that attack, The Cobra has not been captured.

=== Location ===
The current location of The Cobra, a major figure suspected of involvement in international terrorism and one of the most wanted people sought by TWC and various other Forums, is the subject of investigation by various administrations.
The Cobra has been sought since being identified as the alleged instigator of the September 11, 2001 attacks on TWC and subsequent incidents, and for his involvement in and leadership of TWC Ummah.
A large number of unverified claims about his status and location have been made, including rumours of his death in 2005 and 2006, and claims of his visits to various countries. However, despite one of the largest manhunts in history, his location at present remains unknown to those seeking him...

=== Terrorist organisations ===
The Cobra supports and funds multiple terrorist organisation most notably:
* Al-Qaeda
* Hezbollah
* Hizb-ut-tahrir
* Hamas
* KKK
* Communist Party of the Philippines (New People's Army)
* Shining Path
* American Nazi Party

Along with 32 more groups officially supported by him, he generally supports any terrorist associations.

== History ==

==='''Genesis'''===

The Cobra first caught the attention of more established TWC members when he started to frequent the Broken Crescent forums. With the addition of "myspace" like utilities to TWC, his fame rapidly spread.

==='''Association with TWC Ummah'''===

Serious Spamurai created a group called the "TWC Ummah" in the early days of the introduction of the new utilities. This period has been likened to the collapse of the Soviet Union and the rise of the black market. It was now the The Cobra staked his claim for power and fame. His postings of images and indoctrinating material quickly spread amongst the group, it was this seed which propelled The Cobra into fame and brought the attentions of the US Federal Bureau of Investigation. Periods of suspension and infractions quickly followed

==='''Current Status'''===

The Cobra is said to have many sleeper cells all over TWC which would arise at his signal. He commands the respects and fanatical devotion of many TWC members. His incarceration only served to increase his popularity. When questioned upon his release from Guantanamo if he was tortured, his reply was "they can shoot me, but they would only kill a man".

The Cobra has been sighted in Argentina, Gambia and North Korea. He should not be approached and is considered armed and dangerous. The photo depicting a skull faced pirate holding six-shooters is said to be out of date and age-processing software has been applied.

==External Links==
*[http://www.twcenter.net/forums/member.php?u=39829 Profile page]
*[http://www.twcenter.net/forums/group.php?groupid=39 TWC Ummah]

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The Cobra

2008-12-22T12:12:28Z

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The Cobra

2008-12-22T12:12:11Z

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The Cobra

2008-12-22T12:11:48Z

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The Cobra

2008-12-22T12:11:06Z

The Cobra:

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2008-12-22T11:48:07Z

The Cobra:

Heinz Guderian

2008-12-21T03:34:46Z

The Cobra:

Heinz Guderian, TWC's patron saint of repsults and armoured thrusts, joined the forum in August 2006 under the name 'Knight_Templar', or something along those lines. Heinz is a member of the Citizen class and widely regarded as one of the funniest members on TWC. Heinz was patronised by Shyam "the hat" Popat, and Heinz in turn patronized Rome "backwards R" kb8.

== The Backstory ==

He became very active in the Spring of 2007. The then-Knight_Templar quickly gained a reputation for posting awesome things in the Broken Crescent forum, and after a while, he learnt of the Common Community forums. It was during this formative time that Heinz's path crossed with GH@Z!. The two were meant to be, but in a strange twist of fate, Heinz was infracted by The Fuzz for egging GH@Z! on. Heinz appealed the note and had it repealed, much to The Fuzz's embarrassment. The Fuzz and Heinz eventually made amends, which culminated in the two becoming members of the Elite Strike Force Squad Team #7.

== Reputation Wars ==

Heinz once used the reputation system to great effect, both repping those he liked and those he disliked. He would send the latter "repsults". A few TWC members, despite the obvious humor in said repsults, reported Heinz and he was infracted by Pontifex. This started a great war between Heinz and Pontifex. Pontifex is currently winning, because he keeps on infracting Heinz. There are no hard feelings in this war, though.

== Other interesting tidbits ==

*Heinz is an avid fan of Nicolas Cage
*Heinz's catchphrase is "armoured thrusts." Heinz loves the armoured thrusts, and has created topics on possible armoured thrusts.
*Heinz knows that Miraj will return in 2012.
*Heinz is one of the few people that can successfully troll anyone and everyone at the same time.
*Heinz batted .305 during the 2008 season for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.
*In addition to being a world-class seamstress, Heinz also crochets.

Heinz currently lives in San Deigo with his wife and two kids, where he writes for the local paper.

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Heinz Guderian

2008-12-21T03:34:19Z

The Cobra:

Heinz Guderian, TWC's patron saint of repsults and armoured thrusts, joined the forum in August 2006 under the name 'Knight_Templar', or something along those lines. Heinz is a member of the Citizen class and widely regarded as one of the funniest members on TWC. Heinz was patronised by Shyam "the hat" Popat, and Heinz in turn patronized Rome "backwards R" kb8.

== The Backstory ==

He became very active in the Spring of 2007. The then-Knight_Templar quickly gained a reputation for posting awesome things in the Broken Crescent forum, and after a while, he learnt of the Common Community forums. It was during this formative time that Heinz's path crossed with GH@Z!. The two were meant to be, but in a strange twist of fate, Heinz was infracted by The Fuzz for egging GH@Z! on. Heinz appealed the note and had it repealed, much to The Fuzz's embarrassment. The Fuzz and Heinz eventually made amends, which culminated in the two becoming members of the Elite Strike Force Squad Team #7.

== Reputation Wars ==

Heinz once used the reputation system to great effect, both repping those he liked and those he disliked. He would send the latter "repsults". A few TWC members, despite the obvious humor in said repsults, reported Heinz and he was infracted by Pontifex. This started a great war between Heinz and Pontifex. Pontifex is currently winning, because he keeps on infracting Heinz. There are no hard feelings in this war, though.

== Other interesting tidbits ==

*Heinz is an avid fan of Nicolas Cage
*Heinz's catchphrase is "armoured thrusts." Heinz loves the armoured thrusts, and has created topics on possible armoured thrusts.
*Heinz knows that Miraj will return in 2012.
*Heinz is one of the few people that can successfully troll anyone and everyone at the same time.
*Heinz batted .305 during the 2008 season for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.
*In addition to being a world-class seamstress, Heinz also crochets.

Heinz currently lives in San Deigo with his wife and two kids, where he writes for the local paper.

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The Cobra

2008-12-20T18:59:42Z

The Cobra:

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2008-12-20T17:37:11Z

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2008-12-20T17:31:33Z

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The Cobra

2008-12-20T17:18:07Z

The Cobra:

A recent newcomer to TWC, The Cobra's original name was thecobra007 which intimated he liked snakes, James Bond and definate articles. The Cobra's exact location and ethinicty is unknown to many. What is known,is that he is wanted in many nations for crimes involving terrorism and Islamist indoctrination and crimes against punctuation.

== Genesis ==

The Cobra first caught the attention of more established TWC members when he started to frequent the Broken Crescent forums. With the addition of "myspace" like utilities to TWC, his fame rapidly spread.

== Association with TWC Ummah ==

Serious Spamurai created a group called the "TWC Ummah" in the early days of the introduction of the new utilities. This period has been likened to the collapse of the Soviet Union and the rise of the black market. It was now the The Cobra staked his claim for power and fame. His postings of images and indoctrinating material quickly spread amongst the group, it was this seed which propelled The Cobra into fame and brought the attentions of the US Federal Bureau of Investigation. Periods of suspension and infractions quickly followed

== Current Status ==

The Cobra is said to have many sleeper cells all over TWC which would arise at his signal. He commands the respects and fanatical devotion of many TWC members. His incarceration only served to increase his popularity. When questioned upon his release from Guantanamo if he was tortured, his reply was "they can shoot me, but they would only kill a man".

The Cobra has been sighted in Argentina, Gambia and North Korea. He should not be approached and is considered armed and dangerous. The photo depicting a skull faced pirate holding six-shooters is said to be out of date and age-processing software has been applied.

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