Captain Arrrgh!
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Captain Arrrgh! is a crusty, filthy, 17th century pirate known for his gutter argot and thread-terminating flatulance. How a pirate from the 17th century is able to contribute to forum threads and play the Total War series is unexplained and left to the imagination and wonder of others.