Bertie
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Livia, formerly known as Octavian, has been a member of the Total War Center (or Legion Total War) since April of 2004. Contrary to his user name, signature and avatar, he is not a transvestite. Within days of joining the forum, he became a Civitate and after the Patrician system was implemented, held that title for some time. In the later months of the year 2006, he tried to ostracize himself but failed. Even after having insulted various members of staff and the late Steve Irwin, Livia has still managed to stay a member of the forum though he does not hold the rank of a citizen any longer. He is now the concubine of King Arthur (otherwise known as imb39) and the second most humorous member.
