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| The Fuzz | |
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| Badges/Roles: | Civitacularly Rad |
| Patron: | Ya Mum |
| Patron of: | none |
The Fuzz has been a member of the Total War Center since December 30, 2006. He is an American college student that spends far too much time away from class and books. You might call him normal as a result. Often he struggles with the level of stupidity in TWC's vast member base, though it rarely boils to the surface.
The Fuzz is rumored to be a member in a secret TWC Illuminati. Some say his ultimate goal is to become a moderator to beat on the weak-minded dwellers of the Thema Devia, but others say he merely wishes to confuse his enemies by spamming then denouncing all who spam. Or perhaps his ultimate goal is to simply...exist?
Lord Gruffles (pbuh) nomitated The Fuzz for citizenship in May of 2007 but the CdeC at the time was full of pompous blowhards, and The Fuzz was cast back into the fires of Mount Devia. The Fuzz wasn't angered by this, but he was angered by the fact he had to write a few stupid paragraphs for no reason. When The Fuzz takes over he will abolish the CdeC and create a new method of voting in Citizens. The thought of a group of elderly old men deciding the fate of young ones is a buzzkill.
Al Sharpton for President!
