Ostrich egg
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Executive Summary
ostrich egg joined TWC on June 20, 2007. He specializes in making useless, off-topic posts which some people find funny. This results in him receiving frequent and lengthy suspensions for off-topic posting. Additionally, most of his posts are deleted. To date, he has not made a single post which actually contributes to a thread.
Wounded Iraq Veteran
User Daovonnaex claimed that ostrich egg is a veteran of the Iraq war and was wounded in combat. This has not been verified.
Alternate Account Conspiracy
Users Erich von Manstein, Serious Spamurai, and several others have accused ostrich egg of being an alternate account of Daovonnaex. This suspicion was raised as a result of Daovonnaex raising appeals for Ostrich Egg in the Tribunal and stating various suspicious stories in explanation of Ostrich Eggs posting behavior. Daovonnaex denies any connection between the two accounts.
Ike Istanbul
One time when ostrich egg was banned he registered an alternate account, Ike Istanbul. Since the posts were equally useless nonsense, and the IP address was identical, he was quickly banned.
Selected Quotes
" every moment fun loving moderators gone wrong see themselves fit to remove another square acre of my posts and soon there will be nothing left for our children and our grandchildren to enjoy:("
"im not wanted here.
my posts may have been spam but i wanted to make you smile. thats all i wanted to do.
my posts were silly that's all i didnt mean any harm. i never di d anything malicious i just posted my own humor.
right now my life is at the bottom of a pit and all i have is the internet and my jokes. i can bring smiles to peoples faces despite the fact that there is never a smile on mine.
i am lonely i suffer from insomnia and i have terrible lethargy which i am working to the best of my ability to overcome. the smiles i brought to peoples faces across the internet was all i had.
im human and i never meant any harm. i wanted to make you laugh but obviously i failed.
goodbye. this is not just a goodbye toy ou this is a goodbye to the internet."
" Hi
hi everyone I am Dack. Glad to join you guys here"
" print mroe money taxes need tob e high because there is not enough"
