Heinz Guderian
Heinz Guderian, TWC's patron saint of repsults and armoured thrusts, joined the forum in August 2006 under the name 'Knight_Templar', or something along those lines. Heinz is a member of the Citizen class and widely regarded as one of the funniest members on TWC. Heinz was patronised by Shyam "the hat" Popat, and Heinz in turn patronized Rome "backwards R" kb8.
The Backstory
He became very active in the Spring of 2007. The then-Knight_Templar quickly gained a reputation for posting awesome things in the Broken Crescent forum, and after a while, he learnt of the Common Community forums. It was during this formative time that Heinz's path crossed with GH@Z!. The two were meant to be, but in a strange twist of fate, Heinz was infracted by The Fuzz for egging GH@Z! on. Heinz appealed the note and had it repealed, much to The Fuzz's embarrassment. The Fuzz and Heinz eventually made amends, which culminated in the two becoming members of the Elite Strike Force Squad Team #7.
Reputation Wars
Heinz once used the reputation system to great effect, both repping those he liked and those he disliked. He would send the latter "repsults". A few TWC members, despite the obvious humor in said repsults, reported Heinz and he was infracted by Pontifex. This started a great war between Heinz and Pontifex. Pontifex is currently winning, because he keeps on infracting Heinz. There are no hard feelings in this war, though.
Other interesting tidbits
- Heinz's catchphrase is "armoured thrusts." Heinz loves the armoured thrusts, and has created topics on possible armoured thrusts.
- Heinz knows that Miraj will return in 2012.
- Heinz is one of the few people that can successfully troll anyone and everyone at the same time.
- Heinz batted .305 during the 2008 season for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.
- In addition to being a world-class seamstress, Heinz also crochets.
Heinz currently lives in San Deigo with his wife and two kids, where he writes for the local paper.
