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Miraj is a member of TWC, registered on June 28, 2006.
He is the founder and co-leader of the Broken Crescent modification, author if its map and scripts.
He is also renowned for his hot body and his ability of getting lots of women to have sex with him (AKA an orgy). He is further renowned for his vivid imagination.
Miraj has been missing since late October 2008. It has been reported by his friends that he was last seen running from men in black helicopters. Miraj's current location is unknown, but intelligence reports hint at a tropical location. Miraj will likely return in all his glory at the End Times of 2012. His Second Coming will be heralded by singing ghazis and the triumphant calls of ghulams. Are you ready?
2nd coming and martyrdom
Miraj did fulfil prophecy [albeit a little early then expected, but hell that's Miraj] and returned to TWC to take his place as rightful king. Of course the prophecy read he cannot be killed by any man born a natural birth, however he inevitably met his glorious martyrdom and end at the hands of the fabled and feared Яome kb8.
May Allah rest his soul.
Funeral and final respect
- I, Osceola, come to lay flowers and pour sacred libations, upon the Mauseoleum of Miraj.
In nomine patri, et fili, et spiritus sancti, amen.
- Taps are played*
ATTEN-HUT!
- 21 riflemen are seen*
FIRE!
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R.I.P Miraj..
- I, Boeing, come to throw Miraj's four wives onto his funeral pyre.
Off you go, ladies *push*
- I Pallantides have come to pay my last respect to Miraj, may Tengri guide his soul in the afterlife.
- I, The Mongol come to mourn the loss of Great Khan Miraj, I eagerly await the day I join him in the Eternal Blue Sky.
- I, Heinz Guderian tearfully come to pay my respects to a great man. A man who inspired me to troll and flame (and get away with it). A man who gave me hours of pleasure playing BC. A man who taught me how to rile neo-cons and hunt them for sport. He was like a brown Sean Connery to my french guy from Highlander. An awesomely funny guy, i today wear my full Wehrmacht uniform and Luger for which i have worn for no man. It is black and tight. It feels warm against my Aryan skin. This man Miraj. This man. Today the lies stop. He is Shaheed. Rest peacefully broseph.
- I, Ashashi wish to find him and clone him so we never go through this horror ever again, I hope a clone will be just as good.
- I, Macky come here with 3000 horsemen to ride over the final resting place of our beloved Miraj so that his resting place (+all the sacrificial vigins, horses, gold) shall never be found by his enemies.
- I, The Sundance Kid, Emperor of Sundovia, Protector of the Broken and Champion of the Fallen, founder of the hidden refuge of Shambhala, pay my perpetual respects to the man who brought the East to the West. Though he may be gone from our sights, our ears and our gaming webpages, may he never be gone from our hearts. I too await the day I may join him and the Great Spirit, where the Buffalo may truly judge my character, and whether I am worthy to sit at his right hand. May he sun-dance forever more in the great blue yonder.
- I would have stopped, but the beer was warm and someone had snaffled all the little cheesy biscuits, Tony.
- You may have lived as a godless, poontang chasing, beer swelling, gun totting, cock waving, hate raping communist but you are still entitled to the final prayer.
I will now read the obligatory final prayer.
In the name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful:
All Praise is due to God, Lord of the Universe.
The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.
Sovereign of the Last Day of Judgment.
You alone we worship, and You alone we ask for help
Guide us to the straight path;
The path of those on whom You have bestowed your grace, not of those who have earned Your anger, nor of those who go astray.
Amen.
- Яome kb8
- I, Fuzz, come to tell Miraj to hava good luck. Inshallah he shall.
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