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Overview
The Fuzz has been a member of the Total War Center since December 30, 2006. Lord Gruffles nominated The Fuzz for citizenship in May of 2007 but the CdeC turned him down. However, nearly a year later, he was patronized by Jimkatalanos. Fuzz has enjoyed a stint as a Junior Moderator, as well as serving on the CdeC twice. A prolific writer, Fuzz has also contributed for years to both the Eagle Standard and Helios. His AARs are widely known as being awesome but quickly abandoned.
History
Fuzz's early time on TWC was spent writing useless posts and being overly polite. During the upheaval when Ian bought the site, nearly 15 of Fuzz's posts were deleted. If TWC were an English textbook, there was some pretty obvious use of foreshadowing. Fuzz found his way into the Thema Devia, like all noobs. Here he met Lord Gruffles, and the two became close friends. Eventually, Gruffles invited Fuzz to Another Forum, where he became a regular and in turn, rose through the ranks of TWC thanks to blocvotes.
Soon he grew tired of his usual haunts, and created an alternative account - the first of many. Fuzz's alts are widespread and their posts many. Some remain undetected to this day, and they will remain inactive until he has a need for them. His prolific alt-creating habit turned south late in 2008, when his alts were systematically hunted down and destroyed. It has been suggested that Augustus Lucifer is Chancellor Palpatine, and The Fuzz is a bunch of Jedi scattered across the galaxy. These rumors appear to have no basis in fact.
The Fuzz soon lost his trademark kindness and turned bitter. Friends suggest this was due to outside stresses, but others believe he had had a pretension of invulnerability. Fuzz's trolling became more brazen and he created his first enemies. Turning to the example of the great Evariste, The Fuzz proposed the creation of a squad armed with negative rep to go around the TWC and knock the "n00bs down a peg or two." This proposal was generally met with enthusiasm, but it was deemed to be technically infeasible. When TWC was upgraded to the new version of vbulletin, the Elite Strike Force Team Squad #7 group was created, with Fuzz at its helm. It's mysterious nature and hilariously redundant name caused great fear among the members of TWC. For more information, read the Elite Strike Force Team Squad #7 page. The Fuzz is also known to have eyes like a girl, thus making himself abnormally attractive to men in committed relationships.
Current Whereabouts
Currently, The Fuzz is upsidedown and backwards! And also banned after making one of the greatest flames in TWC history. He shall return in the early days of April, or May, or June, depending on if certain alternate accounts get found or not.
Journeys of Husayn ibn Fuzzayd
One day, The Fuzz had an identity crisis, and a second personality manifested itself. This personality is that of Husayn ibn Fuzzayd, who is an Islamic fundamentalist. He enjoys hate rape, medieval tortures, and posting in hilarious broken English. He frequently quotes the Muslim sayings in Medieval 2 Total War. Many alts of The Fuzz were in fact controlled by this personality. The Fuzz's attempts to separate the two personality's infractions has been met with resistance by TWC staff.
