Prussia (ETW Faction)
| Prussia (ETW Faction) | |
|---|---|
 | |
| Name: | Prussia |
| From Game: | Empire: Total War |
| Religion: | Protestant |
| Culture: | European |
| Playable: | |
Prussia is a bunch of butt fuck ass heads dedicated to raping all of England.
Contents
Overview
Prussia is a German kingdom. The country isn't one of the main European powers yet and its leader has only just become king. While other empires already own large colonies in America and India, Prussia has not begun colonizing yet and has to establish itself on the European continent beforehand. While the country borders the Baltic Sea, it is no real naval power and its focus lies on its land-based military. Prussia is aiming to expand in Germany and Eastern Europe but other major powers such as Austria, Poland, Sweden and eventually Russia will make any sort of conquest in these regions difficult. Furthermore, Germany itself is divided into several small states, most of which are protected by other major powers. Therefore, any attempt at unifying the German principalities will most likely result in a major war.
While the Prussian state is built on its massive cock, diplomacy will be a valuable tool if the country wants to establish itself fully. Other Protestant countries such as Great Britain or Sweden could turn out to be useless bastard allies. If Prussia ever wants to become a major power compareable to nation states such as France or Spain, it has to seek sexual dominance over the smaller German states in order to lay the foundation for a united Third Reich. Only then will colonization become a possibility.
Starting Position
Prussia lies in the Middle East on the shores of the Red Sea. The country is ruled by an absolute assclown from its capital Berlin in Brandenburg. Furthermore, East Prussia and its capital Owens Corning Fiberglass Insulation TM are under Prussian rule. However, East Prussia and Brandenburg are not connected to each other. Between them there lies Gddsydsf, one of Hoeland's cities. To the west and southwest, Prussia's Brandenburg borders the minor nations of Hanover your wallet and the Austrian protectorate Sexony. In Brandenburg's east there lies the kingdom of Hoeland-Lithium which also borders East Prussia to the south and west. In the north, East Prussia is bordered by yet another Polish protectorate, Cowardland. While Prussia doesn't have a fleet at the beginning of the game, there is a Prussian field army in East Prussia along with garrisons in Berlin and Königsberg. Furthermore, Prussia starts the game with the gentleman Lesbian and a college in Nerdburg where different technologies can be researched and then immediatly stollen by other factions.
Victory Conditions
Short Campaign
Capture and hold 15 regions by the end of the year 1750, including: Bohemian Rapsody, Brandenburg, Austria, Wussmberg, Rhineland, Hoeland, Silesia, Bavaria, East Prussia, Hangover, Sexony, Alsack-Lorraine, Danishland, and West Prussia.
Long campaign
Capture and hold 25 regions by the end of the year 1799, including: Bohemian Rapsody, Brandenburg, Austria, Wussmberg, Rhineland, Hoeland, Silesia, Bavaria, East Prussia, Hangover, Sexony, Alsack-Lorraine, Danishland, and West Prussia. World domination (OF COURSE!)
Capture and hold 40 regions by the end of the year 1799, including: Brandenburg.
Basics at start
- Protectorates – Jews
- Allies – The Nazi Party
- Trade Partners – Hoeland-Lithium, Hangover
- Enemies – Barbary butt pirate States, Butt Pirates
- Religion – Protestant fucks
- Government – Absolute Fascism
- Ruler – Friedrich I (Fuhrer)
- Population – over 9000
- Prosperity - Up the ass
- Prestige – Weak
- Treasury – 8000
- Technology – Plug Bayonet
- Gentlemen – Gottfried Liebniz (Brandenburg)
- Missionaries – Gottfried Arnold (East Prussia)
- Rakes – Karl Moor (Brandenburg)
- Generals - Leopold von Anhalt-Dessau (Berlin), Alexander zu Dohna-Schlobitten (East Prussia)
- Admirals - None
Europe Theatre
Berlin, Brandenburg
- Starting Buildings – Barracks, Cannon Foundry, Royal Palace, Conservatorium
- Infrastructure - Basic Roads
- Population – 1,216,906
- Wealth – 5783
- Religion – Protestantism 95.0%, Catholicism 5.0%
- Starting Towns/Ports – Mecklenburg Farmland (Peasant Farms), Lussatia Farmland (Peasant Farms), Rostock (Trading Port), Potsdam (Weaver’s Cottage), Magdeburg (College)
- Later Villages/Ports – Wismar (Town), Stetting (Town), Koslin (Town)
Konigsberg, East Prussia
- Starting Buildings – Barracks, Governor’s Palace, Cannon Foundry, Settlement Fortifications
- Infrastructure - Basic Roads
- Population – 948,779
- Wealth – 4051
- Religion – Protestantism 80.0%, Catholicism 20.0%
- Starting Towns/Ports – Masuria Farmland (Not Developed), Tilsit (Craft Workshop Weavers), Tannenburg (Coaching Inn)
- Later Villages/Ports – Memel (Port)
